Fun-loving Networker T-Shirts

"Yes I work from home, Battersea actually."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

Pinata Trophies

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

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Office Park

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Primordial Schmooze

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Media Darling.

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

Roller Coasters

"He's networking again!"

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

Internet Name Tags.

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

"Gentlemen, let's do lunch."

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

And remember, you're supposed to be promoting me!

'Your resume says you are an S.O.B. tell me more about that.'

"Get names!"