Fun-loving Monster Enthusiasts Mugs

'Gone out - your skyscraper is in the oven.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Horror Stories.

Myths and legends...

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Giant Monster in Bath