Little Monster Enthusiasts Mugs

'Monster mobiles.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Giant Monster in Bath

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"