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Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Everything was fine until Becky's little sister decided to skip double.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Lesbians for Christ

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Pelobong

Men dancing

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

Celebrity Clown Rehab: 'And so how does that make you feel, Chuckles?'

"So I'll have to believe it so see it?"

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

The little rascal! He knows we're watching him and that he's safe next to his warren, so he's mooning us!

"It was worth a try."

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

A Please Wipe Your Feet mat with words mixed up at the Dyslexic clinic.

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

"Stop complaining...now when you wander off in the store, I can find you!"

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'