Fun-loving Fundraiser Gifts

Happy Movember.

"We only got six days of funding."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Al, this is Jack. He's with the Committee to Eliminate the Board of Education. Jack, this is Al. He's with the Committee to Increase Funding for the Board of Education.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

The nonprofit dog fight.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Appeals

Falling Rock Zone

Professional Fund Riasers

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

'We finally nailed down where our congregation's priorities lie!'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

"I am not a candidate. Just ask my campaign manager, press aides and fund raisers."

'Profit or non-profit?'