Fun-loving Fundraiser T-Shirts

Happy Movember.

"We only got six days of funding."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Al, this is Jack. He's with the Committee to Eliminate the Board of Education. Jack, this is Al. He's with the Committee to Increase Funding for the Board of Education.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

The nonprofit dog fight.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"What are we doing wrong?"

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Professional Fund Riasers

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

'Profit or non-profit?'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

Appeals

'We finally nailed down where our congregation's priorities lie!'

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Falling Rock Zone

"I am not a candidate. Just ask my campaign manager, press aides and fund raisers."