Fun-loving Biker Pillows

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

Skipping Horse

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Bears going water skiing.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Serious Putty

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Clown Happy Hour

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wine tasters...

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Lion!'