Fun In Grey Years Mugs

"What the hell - a second adolescence is better than a second childhood."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Aging Support Group

"We haven't danced in ages."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Life begins at 60

Bad times for retirees.

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

"It might sound silly, but I don't think this job is good for my diet."

'You keep asking me to change when I can't remember what from.'

Pension Forecasts

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

"You know you're old when you have to warm up just to take out the garbage."

"There's more to being a pensions adviser than just handling the figures..."

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

Teddy organ grinder

"I told you they'd chuck us off the bus with those smelly egg butties."

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

'In my day, it weren't just cold - it were bleak an' all.'

"Well, kids, mom and I finally bought a condo on a golf course!"