Fun Food Experimenter Prints

'The nutrition information on peanut butter should be given by the finger instead of by the tablespoon.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Fresh pepper?"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

Woman serving tea from a huge barbecue-like teacup.