Fun Flyer Mugs

'He must be going economy!'

Ladies and gentlemen, the bombardier has turned on the 'go-pick-up-your-luggage-off-of-the-tarmac' sign...

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Dog on a plane.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

I brake for Jetliners.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

Kangaroo in a plane.

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

Speedy magic carpet.

Aviation cocktail

Santa's Flies Safe

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

Balloon Musician

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.