Magical Flyer Mugs

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Crop duster wanted.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Dog on a plane.

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

I brake for Jetliners.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"You're violating my airspace."

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

"I'm pretty sure this is the way..."

Speedy magic carpet.

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

Kangaroo in a plane.

Confessions on a plane.

Santa's Flies Safe

Aviation cocktail

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

Balloon Musician

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."