Festive Flyers Mugs

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"I suppose he only works one day a year but just think of the air miles he collects..."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Christmas Flights

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Pucker up!

'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

I brake for Jetliners.

'I'm not hopeful about my presents Mum - when I asked him, he didn't even know our address.'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."

'For the first time in ages, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer faced some stiff competition from Ernie the energy saving reindeer'

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'Hey, don't blame me, blame PETA!'

Scientists finally cracked Santa's vocabulary.