Fun Enforcer Gifts

'He forgot to fix his divots, he plays too slow and he left a beer can on the course. He knew this was a tough country club when he joined.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Click it or ticket.'

No Smoking.

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Referee cop.

I will not waste chalk kid...

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"I try to get a head start on them."

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

Laugh break

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'The next disciplinary committee might not be so lenient.'

"My people will get back to your people."

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

'Damn! That stewardess really ment what she said!'