Fun Enforcer Gifts

'He forgot to fix his divots, he plays too slow and he left a beer can on the course. He knew this was a tough country club when he joined.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'Click it or ticket.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

No Smoking.

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

Referee cop.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

Mom Umpires

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

Laugh break

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'The next disciplinary committee might not be so lenient.'

"My people will get back to your people."

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'