Fun Cartoons Prints

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

Management Reshuffle

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Chippunks

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."