Children's Cartoons Prints

"Mom!! There's a kid on the ceiling!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Billy. The Kid.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Needs to get a life"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Sloth 10K.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

Management Reshuffle

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated