Fuel Savant Pillows

Losing Money on Gas.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Time Is Money

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Snake in the grass...

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'It's a hybrid.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

US Energy Consumption

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

Oil prices exceeding 105 dollars a barrel.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"