Fuel Production Nerd Gifts

'You're SURE this is how to make gasoline?'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

US Energy Needs.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Critical Ethanol report

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Bio fuel bread.

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Gas prices up.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Do you have poop points?'

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Recycling chip fat.

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

Oil Profits

The First Church of the Ethanol Subsidy.

Diesel Prices

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Oil on Mars.

"...and the low fuel consumption means the more driving you do the more you save."

Supreme Gas

"... I slow for petrol"

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

Grades of booze

Peak Oil and its effect on car design.