Fuel Production Nerd Prints

'You're SURE this is how to make gasoline?'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

US Energy Needs.

Critical Ethanol report

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Bio fuel bread.

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Diesel Prices

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

The First Church of the Ethanol Subsidy.

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

Oil Profits

Recycling chip fat.

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Oil on Mars.

"... I slow for petrol"

Supreme Gas

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

Grades of booze

"...and the low fuel consumption means the more driving you do the more you save."

Peak Oil and its effect on car design.

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'