Fuel Prices Prints

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

You're going down today, sucker. Bring it on! Get a load of this $85.45. Wow. Impressive. Told you. Not so fast. $93.60? Now that's an expensive tank of gas. Humbled. I play to win. We cope in the oddest ways. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

Conspiracy Theories: Birthers, Deathers and Gassers.

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'The price of gas went up while you were filling up.'

'What did you say gasoline was selling for?'

Newton discovers the theory of gas prices.

Gas Fortunes...

"'Eau de diesel' darling, you SHOULDN'T have."

Gas Prices

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

There's no real oil emergency...

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Gas eyedropper.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Fill In The Blanks.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

History of Gasoline.

Gas Prices

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

ATM at gas station.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down..."

World Demand Price Up

I'm angry at the oil companies, aren't I? Fuel price anger counseling. – $25. You're right. It's really me I'm angry at. I'm a fossil fuel addict, is that it? The fact I pay soaring prices reminds me of my weakness and inability to change my behavior! Breakthrough … let's talk about my mom. Zzz.