Fuel Costs Prints

April Fool/April Fuel!

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

It's the biofuel generation.

Oil shock.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

There's no real oil emergency...

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Gas Prices

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

Fill In The Blanks.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

History of Gasoline.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Gas Prices

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

ATM at gas station.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down..."

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

World Demand Price Up

Losing Money on Gas.

Transporter Strikes in Spain

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.