Fuel Prices Gifts

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Conspiracy Theories: Birthers, Deathers and Gassers.

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'The price of gas went up while you were filling up.'

'What did you say gasoline was selling for?'

Newton discovers the theory of gas prices.

Gas Fortunes...

"'Eau de diesel' darling, you SHOULDN'T have."

Gas Prices

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

There's no real oil emergency...

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

Gas eyedropper.

Fill In The Blanks.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

History of Gasoline.

Gas Prices

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down..."

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

Transporter Strikes in Spain

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...