Fuel Price Whisperer T-Shirts

It's the biofuel generation.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas eyedropper.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Low oil prices.

Gas Prices

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Transporter Strikes in Spain

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

'In line with our companies environmental policies all our 5.7 litre 'stallion' SUV's are fitted with energy efficient headlamps.'

He asked for it!

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

'How come gas prices go up more in summer,when people drive more?'

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

Vulture oil inc.

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

"You say PAIN AT THE PUMP is now also PAIN IN THE RUMP!"

US Consumers - OPEC.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"It's a strange picture."

Gas Prices Down