
It's the biofuel generation.
Gift the fuel price whisperer in your life something that matches their passion for saving on fuel costs. From witty mugs to fun t-shirts, our collection celebrates their talent for weathering energy prices with humor and smarts. Perfect for anyone who loves tracking, budgeting, or simply making light of the ever-changing fuel market. Show appreciation for their savvy with a memorable and amusing gift that they'll enjoy every day.
It's the biofuel generation.
"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."
Ethanol and foreign oil.
"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."
SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff
'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'
'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'
Gas eyedropper.
'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'
"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
Low oil prices.
"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"
Gas Prices
Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.
ATM at gas station.
'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'
'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'
I'm angry at the oil companies, aren't I? Fuel price anger counseling. – $25. You're right. It's really me I'm angry at. I'm a fossil fuel addict, is that it? The fact I pay soaring prices reminds me of my weakness and inability to change my behavior! Breakthrough … let's talk about my mom. Zzz.
Transporter Strikes in Spain
The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.
'In line with our companies environmental policies all our 5.7 litre 'stallion' SUV's are fitted with energy efficient headlamps.'
Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.
He asked for it!
"You say PAIN AT THE PUMP is now also PAIN IN THE RUMP!"
Vulture oil inc.
Not Just in Russia, Sanctions Come to You
Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!
'How come gas prices go up more in summer,when people drive more?'
"I don't think it was a mirage..."
'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'
US Consumers - OPEC.
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
'The cost of gasoline and fuel oil are killing us. It's hard to make ends meet when one of the ends is in Saudi Arabia.'
Fuel: RegularPremiumCrude.
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