Fuel For Thought T-Shirts

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

Biofuel or cooking oil - fuel/food crisis.

Coffee Pump

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

World Hunger Conference.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Critical Ethanol report

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

New Year 2020

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

Maternity Hospital

Solar Cars

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

"I'm an optimist. I'm convinced that everything is going to go to hell, but not for a while yet."

Fuels paradise.

What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'