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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

World Hunger Conference.

"Great, now we're lost."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

"The arc of the moral universe."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

The thinker.

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

'What's it all about?'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

"Then again, we are what we eat."

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

"The imaginary people keep telling me that I'm crazy..."

The Diary