Fuel Fiasco Enthusiasts Mugs

'There were queues for petrol, so I panic-bought charcoal briquettes and bags of boiled sweets instead'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Filling up.

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas Prices

Gas prices up.

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Do you have poop points?'

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"