Fuel Crisis Enthusiast Mugs

Sorry Fuel Crisis

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

I love my motor.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

Gas Prices

'Do you have poop points?'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"