Fuel Efficiency Fans Pillows

2014 Models. Sedans. SUVs. What kind of mileage does it get stuck in traffic?

"Tell me once more how much we're saving on gas!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Underwater on the Car

Fetching some fuel.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

There's no real oil emergency...

'It's a hybrid.'

I think I can...

Music to their ears.

"Woo-hoo!"

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Prison Ships

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'This used to take hours.'

Car on bike.

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

'Your honor, when considering sentencing please note that my client drove a hybrid car that gets 80 MPG.'