Fuel Efficiency Fans Pillows

"Tell me once more how much we're saving on gas!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Fetching some fuel.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

I think I can...

Music to their ears.

"Woo-hoo!"

'It's a hybrid.'

There's no real oil emergency...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'This used to take hours.'

Car on bike.

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'Your honor, when considering sentencing please note that my client drove a hybrid car that gets 80 MPG.'

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"