Fuel Duelists Pillows

You're going down today, sucker. Bring it on! Get a load of this $85.45. Wow. Impressive. Told you. Not so fast. $93.60? Now that's an expensive tank of gas. Humbled. I play to win. We cope in the oddest ways. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

Duel in a wheelchair.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

If Ghosts Were Real

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Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Hourglass earth - time running out

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

The New Greek Crisis

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Dodge Ball City.

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

"Last night, I challenged your god to a duel. I won by default because he never showed."

"Big coal is getting restless."

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

Fuel prices are outrageous. Its pure price gouging. People are furious. I won't stand idly by. I'm taking action! But you love seeing consumers exploited. Right. That's why I don't want to be left out. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. This end up.

'Howitzers at dawn.'

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'

'Toupee !!'

Poets Arguing

Independence Day 2012

Pump and run.

"Well Mom, it's time for you to start driving us to school again..."

The way leaf blowers settle their differences. . .

Cost of Fuel