Fudge Fanatic T-Shirts

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

Fudge

'What have you got in there, home-made fudge?'

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Beware of the frog"

Cheese

The last song before the party exploded.

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Way too much tongue!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Frog Baby Names

Champagne Charlie.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"It's fondue night!"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Adios Amoebas

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Black Truffles!

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"