Fudge Fan T-Shirts

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Pet a Puppy

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

The Alpha Seltzer

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Bailiff."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Pond Dipping...

Tzatzikicicle

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

What's the insect de jour?

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Hey! No Tongues!'

TV Chef Cooking Range

Baby frog with fly mobile.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Im..peach...ment!"

"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.