'Is there a lemon law for husbands?'
Frustrated Spouse Pillows
Bring comfort and humor into your spouse’s space with pillows that speak their mind. A cozy way to acknowledge the frustrations and offer a bit of comic relief.
"Every time I think we've sorted our marriage problems out, he comes home again!"
"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."
"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."
Cog-In-The-Wheel
'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'
Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...
"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"
'What seems to be the problem?'
'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'
That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.
Bob's driving you crazy range.
"The doctor will bill you now."
"You're obviously under consideration for something."
"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."
'Those are the family I'd have if I believed in a Work/Life balance.'
Push me! Mom! Well? I'm waiting! The Little Engine Whose Parents Did Everything For Him.
"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"
Insurance Co. Your right leg? Oh, dear, that's unfortunate.
What's the sale price on scones? Zero percent off. It's a sale in name only. I see. How many can I get at the sale price? The sale mentality mocks me.
Advanced Origami
"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"
Feelings towards radios #5 Man angrily kicking a radio.
"Eighty-five dollars, just to poke my head through the door! Doesn't that make you sick?"
'I've warned my husband he shouldn't jog 5 miles a day, but nobody can tell him anything!'
Sign your marriage is in trouble.
"Don't even try to talk to me until I've had my moldy coffee filters."
"yetthhh, i hold..."
"Effing self-publishing rejection!"
"Please rate our customer service. For Nasty Insults, Press 1...."
"You're darn right I'm angry: my reputation has been ruined by my behavior."
Customer Avoidance Dept.
Man at complaints window gets redirected to the next window.
'If this is the conflict resolution hotline, why are you ticking me off??!!
It's the last day of the warranty. Sawing the television in half.
Frustrated Spouse Pillows Collection
Frustrated Spouse Mugs
Discover our full range of humorous mugs for frustrated spouses—perfect for mornings, coffee breaks, or brightening their day with a smile.
Frustrated Spouse Prints
Decorate your home with witty art prints that celebrate marriage’s ups and downs—perfect for a humorous touch in any room.
Frustrated Spouse T-Shirts
Find hilarious and relatable t-shirts that speak to the frustrations and love shared with your spouse—wear your heart and humor on your sleeve.