Frustrated Spouse Pillows

'Is there a lemon law for husbands?'

"Every time I think we've sorted our marriage problems out, he comes home again!"

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Cog-In-The-Wheel

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'What seems to be the problem?'

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Bob's driving you crazy range.

"The doctor will bill you now."

"You're obviously under consideration for something."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

'Those are the family I'd have if I believed in a Work/Life balance.'

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

Advanced Origami

"Don't even try to talk to me until I've had my moldy coffee filters."

Customer Avoidance Dept.

"Eighty-five dollars, just to poke my head through the door! Doesn't that make you sick?"

"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"

Feelings towards radios #5 Man angrily kicking a radio.

"You're darn right I'm angry: my reputation has been ruined by my behavior."

'I've warned my husband he shouldn't jog 5 miles a day, but nobody can tell him anything!'

Sign your marriage is in trouble.

"yetthhh, i hold..."

"Effing self-publishing rejection!"

"Please rate our customer service. For Nasty Insults, Press 1...."

Man at complaints window gets redirected to the next window.

'If this is the conflict resolution hotline, why are you ticking me off??!!

'I'll buy this only if the store opens the X@!!! plastic clam shell packaging for me!!!'

It's the last day of the warranty. Sawing the television in half.

'What gives you the idea that I'm fooling around with my secretary?.. She's almost as old as you are!'