Frustrated Novelist T-Shirts

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Broken since March

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Music Quiz

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

A military officer daydreams

"Soon to be a motion picture."

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

I hate group projects

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

Angry tennis player.

The three laws pf pen-o-dynamics

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

New Listings From Frustration House.

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

Miserable selfie

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

'Typical!'

"A cable technician will be out between the hours of 8:00 AM and 4:00 PM, in the year of 2025. Please push one to confirm the appointment.