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"Effing self-publishing rejection!"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Broken since March

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

Music Quiz

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

A military officer daydreams

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

I hate group projects

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

The three laws pf pen-o-dynamics

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

New Listings From Frustration House.

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

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'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

'Time out He pulled a muscle,'

"A cable technician will be out between the hours of 8:00 AM and 4:00 PM, in the year of 2025. Please push one to confirm the appointment.

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'