Frustrated Musical Innovator Prints

'Raymond's a frustrated composer.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Mozart on a computer,

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

"I compose using post it notes!"

Computer Music

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Requiem

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

'Turkey dot com.'

String Quartet Vending Machine

A military officer daydreams

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Composer.

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

A painter drawing a ship

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'

"How's it going with the automatic bagpipe?"

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

"I put my best ideas on the internet and all I got was this print-on-demand shirt."

"Save! Save! "