Frustrated Fiddler Prints

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'No it's still not fixed'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Self-Assembly Bookcase

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Bob's driving you crazy range.

Ceilidh Minogue.

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'Do you smell something burning?'

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

A military officer daydreams

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

Violinist on Skates

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Quartet of mermaids

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

I love my violin

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

Spinning Violinist

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

Advanced Origami

'I think I prefer the fiddler's three.'

"Oops...nothing but IOUs I never paid back!"