Frustrated Musical Innovator Pillows

'Raymond's a frustrated composer.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Mozart on a computer,

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Ginger Baker.

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

"I compose using post it notes!"

Computer Music

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'Turkey dot com.'

Requiem

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

A military officer daydreams

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

String Quartet Vending Machine

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Composer.

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'

"How's it going with the automatic bagpipe?"

Boy blowing at crackers.

A painter drawing a ship

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

Violinist playing his violin with an umbrella