Frustrated Employee Prints

"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Sick

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"A watched file never loads..."

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

I work and work and never get ahead

"Every time I think we've sorted our marriage problems out, he comes home again!"

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'Thank you for calling Tech Support. Your computer is one month old. We no longer support that model. Good day.'

'Is there a lemon law for husbands?'

Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"The doctor will bill you now."

Man coming home and kicking cat, wife asks 'Had a good match dear?'

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."

"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

Insurance Co. Your right leg? Oh, dear, that's unfortunate.

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."

'Next, they'll be taking our jobs.'

"I don't know why these people are complaining, we give them stimulating,challenging work...and we let them do it for 80 hours a week."

'Short-timer Syndrome' A cockatiel acts out on his last day at work.

Advanced Origami

"You feel like throwing your computer out the window? Sure, as long as it's fully depreciated!"