Fruits And Vegetables Gifts

An apple a day.

'You're so spoiled! You get anything you want. And now look at you - you're already turning rotten!'

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

But is it organic?

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Gooseberry Fool...

See you at the farmers market!

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Apple Pie Abduction

Banana Split Personality

Ball as water-melon.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Tree Passion

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'What are you eating now?'