
Pear Lights
Looking for a gift for the fruit illuminator who sees the world through a vibrant, creative lens? Our collection offers charming and witty products that celebrate their unique appreciation for colorful, illuminated fruit. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find something that sparks joy and creativity. Whether they love a good pun or stunning artistic flair, these gifts will brighten their day and their décor.
Pear Lights
Apples for sale
Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole
Bright Idea
"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."
"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"
Gooseberry Fool...
Ball as water-melon.
"I just need help getting the pit out."
"Believe me it's only an apple."
The Brazilian Blow dry
Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!
""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."
'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'
"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."
Creative family
Strawberry Shake
The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....
I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.
"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"
I love what you've done with your hare.
"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."
Banana
"Yes, it is hot in here."
"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"
"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."
A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.
'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'
"Do you have these apples in green?"
Doctor to patient: 'Tell me about these melon-collie feelings.'
How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!
"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."
'Our health plan is quite simple. You get a shiny apple each day.'
You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the fruit illuminator—perfect for brightening every morning with a touch of creative wit.
Add some luminous charm with pillows inspired by the fruit illuminator—great for enhancing any cheerful, creative space.
Browse our artistic prints that capture the bright and playful spirit of the fruit illuminator—ideal for lively home or office decor.
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the fruit illuminator's passion for vibrant, illuminating artwork—perfect for showcasing their unique style.