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Pick Your Own Fruit - We're going back to Poland

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

Banana Split Personality

Raptures

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Ball as water-melon.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'What are you eating now?'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Plum jam...

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Conference Pears

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'