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Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Large, wrinkly

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'What are you eating now?'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Plum jam...

'Can he come out and play?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Apricots

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'