
"Crab Apple"
Start their day with a splash of humor—our fruit fan mugs with a twist feature playful, witty designs that turn everyday coffee into a delightful fruity experience.
"Crab Apple"
Apples for sale
Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole
Banana Split...
"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"
"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."
Gooseberry Fool...
Ball as water-melon.
"I just need help getting the pit out."
"Believe me it's only an apple."
Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!
The Brazilian Blow dry
"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."
""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."
"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."
I love what you've done with your hare.
I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.
Making healthy eating bearable.
Strawberry Shake
"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."
"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"
Fish in glass, teeth in tank.
'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"
Banana
"Yes, it is hot in here."
'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'
Banana striptease...
"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."
'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'
"Do you have these apples in green?"
"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."
Doctor to patient: 'Tell me about these melon-collie feelings.'
How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!
'Our health plan is quite simple. You get a shiny apple each day.'
Brighten any room with playful, fruit-themed pillows that combine comfort with a creative, cheeky edge.
Find vibrant, amusing prints that celebrate fruit lovers and add personality to any space.
Discover witty and colorful t-shirts for fruit enthusiasts who love to wear their passion with humor and style.