Fruit Art Admirers Mugs

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Peach flirting with a banana.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'What are you eating now?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Plum jam...

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Conference Pears

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping