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'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the Grapes.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Banana Split Personality

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Large, wrinkly

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

Peach flirting with a banana.

Plum jam...

'What are you eating now?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Conference Pears

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'