Frugal Trendsetter Pillows

'I know you want a big wedding...but can't we just get married on-line?'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Do you like my bling?

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Electricity Bills

"Is that neat whisky?"

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Bad times for retirees.

"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."

'I knew it was going to cost me when I noticed the mahogany tongue depressor'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"