Frugal Trendsetter Pillows

'I know you want a big wedding...but can't we just get married on-line?'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Do you like my bling?

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

"Is that neat whisky?"

Electricity Bills

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Bad times for retirees.

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"Cool bling bro!"