Frugal Fizz Lover Gifts

'You know, I always buy supermarket cava rather than fancy Champagne, and I challenge anyone to tell the difference.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Is that neat whisky?"

'I could only afford a Yo.'

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

'We've all had to cut costs a smidge.'

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"Yes, two-for-one's a great deal, but we don't need any freshly cut Christmas trees in June!"

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

'You are always living in the past!' 'It's a lot cheaper!'

'Window shopping is not as much fun as it used to be.'

'Still 10 minutes to go before my cheap call rate kicks in...!'

"Now that's what I call a great financial advisor!"

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."