Frugal Fizz Lover Gifts

'You know, I always buy supermarket cava rather than fancy Champagne, and I challenge anyone to tell the difference.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

"Is that neat whisky?"

'I could only afford a Yo.'

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

'We've all had to cut costs a smidge.'

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"Yes, two-for-one's a great deal, but we don't need any freshly cut Christmas trees in June!"

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

Iggy Pop

'You are always living in the past!' 'It's a lot cheaper!'

'Still 10 minutes to go before my cheap call rate kicks in...!'

"Now that's what I call a great financial advisor!"

'Ask for a glass from the largest bottle. You'll get more that way.'

Money.