Frugal Farmer T-Shirts

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Prize vegetables.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

International Women's Day.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Cow Pinatas

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Steak Ted?'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

The Rooster Comedian.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'