Frown Investigator Pillows

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I only told a few friends."

Spam traps on mobiles

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"To be on the safe side, we need an independent prosecutor to check on the independent prosecutor."

Trumpled

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Doctor, I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead. Don't believe everything you read on the net.

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."

Policeman on the internet looking for suspect.

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

Your data

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Target practice

Cuckoo from Nest Box

Missing socks squad.

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

'It's so typical of a man to bottle his problems up.'

"According to this site 98% of the statistics on the net are false!"

Headlines Alarm People.

"I'm exercising my right to be forgotten."

"We know you buried the evidence and we're gonna find it."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

A barricade that reads "Police Line - No video cameras beyond this point."

"I'm grounded. My mom checked my browser history."