Frosty Funster Pillows

Snowprov

"No, Doris, not implants!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Baby it's cold outside.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Tall Snowman

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'I'm not hopeful about my presents Mum - when I asked him, he didn't even know our address.'

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."

'For the first time in ages, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer faced some stiff competition from Ernie the energy saving reindeer'

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

Scientists finally cracked Santa's vocabulary.

"What was she thinking?!?"

"You know I hate you, right?"